Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Are you effing kidding me?

This new segment is dedicated to anybody who lost a playoff matchup in Week 15. I feel your pain.

• Tony Romo had a 22.2 QB rating? Are you effing kidding me? No TDs, three INTs, 13-for-36? What was that? Think he might have had something else on his mind?


• People actually wear pink Cowboys jerseys? Are you effing kidding me?

• Terrell Owens has five catches for 58 yards and no TDs in his past two games? Are you effing kidding me?

• Zero TDs for Tom Brady? THE Tom Brady? Are you effing kidding me?

• Jamal Lewis ran for 163 yards in the snow? The same three-inches-and-a-cloud-of-dust Jamal Lewis from last year? Are you effing kidding me?

• Brian Westbrook ... are you effing kidding me?



• LaDainian Tomlinson ran for 116 yards and two TDs, all in the first half? Are you effing kidding me?

• Cleo Lemon was tied with Drew Brees for most passing yards in Week 15? Are you effing kidding me?

• The Dolphins won a game? Are you effing kidding me?

• David Garrard threw three TDs against the No. 1-ranked Pittsburgh Steelers defense? Are you effing kidding me?

• Todd Collins still plays in the NFL? The former heir apparent to Jim Kelly? And his team won? Are you effing kidding me?

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